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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Then came..
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