What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Can you simply make an efficient DIY red light therapy mask at home using a plastic mask and red LED diodes attached inside? How good is that, or does a medical mask have its specifications?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

What is treasury?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

What is the recipe for making a turmeric and ginger drink?

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

What does it mean when someone tells you they love you and want you in their life, but doesn't want to commit?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Then came..

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